What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:35

Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What do you like about McDonald's?
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?
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Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Next, they tried...
I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How can I remove decimals in math?
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
What do dreams about dead people mean?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Still no good.