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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What do you like about McDonald's?

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Next, they tried...

I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

A protestant (one that adheres to sola scriptura) disagrees with a catholic. How do they propose resolving the dispute?

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How can I remove decimals in math?

Thumbs down again.

No go.

Just Forget it!

How do you relax?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

What do dreams about dead people mean?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Still no good.